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What’s with all the mullet skirts and dresses these days? (short in front, long in back)

1 year ago
So long to a man who really understood what it feels like to be a kid. Godspeed, Mr. Sendak. 

So long to a man who really understood what it feels like to be a kid. Godspeed, Mr. Sendak. 

1 year ago
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It’s undeniably adorable when people talk about a “whole entire” anything.

1 year ago
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rip mca

1 year ago
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I think it’s hilarious that they sell discount Renaissance Fair tickets at Walgreens. It’s like, “You got your drugs, now go use ‘em!

1 year ago
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Sliced endives are like lobotomized onions.

1 year ago
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I wish this day would end, but not quite in an “I want to die” way, so that’s good.

1 year ago
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Dear Charmin, I would make a list of reasons why your “ENJOY THE GO” campaign is horrifying, but there is not enough (toilet) paper in the world to contain it.

1 year ago

You should buy Ricki Lake's new memoir now.

1 year ago

You should buy Ricki Lake's new memoir now.

1 year ago