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Is talking to yourself in public a side effect of aging? Because so many normal looking old people do it.

1 year ago
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I really wish Woody Allen would cast Kermit the Frog as his familiar.

1 year ago
Miley Cyrus is all set to play Jennifer Aniston’s mom! (Photo courtesy Just Jared)

Miley Cyrus is all set to play Jennifer Aniston’s mom! (Photo courtesy Just Jared)

1 year ago
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Have you noticed that both celebrity Siri commercials involve liquified tomatoes? Zooey tomato soup, Samuel L Jackson gazpacho.

1 year ago
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I can tell how smart the people are in a town by the shops they have.

1 year ago

528. It’s better to be right than first. It’s best to be both.

(Source: rulesformyunbornson)

1 year ago
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I love anthropologie, but I have to say I find it amazing that they’ve managed to build a successful business on making people look batshit crazy.

1 year ago
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I just tried to google “where is that laundry detergent I bought?

1 year ago
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Omg dolly Parton is the bachelorette!

1 year ago
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What designer sits down and says, “I’m gonna expose the one universally unattractive part of the woman’s body: the kneecap!

1 year ago
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